You've Got to Pick a Pocket or 100,000!

£1,893,000 ...

... that sounds like a lot of money, doesn't it?

That's because it is.

Over 100,000 students having to wait for their loans, due to incompetence...

... that sounds like a bloody massive failure, doesn't it?

That's because it is.

£1,893,000, given as BONUSES to the same company that FAILED so ABJECTLY...

... that sounds like a terrible, inconceivable endorsement of stupidity and incompetence, doesn't it?

That's because it is.

This really, really makes my blood boil. Not only do we students have to pay for the education that will provide the impetus to drive this country out of recession (I know, I don't understand the logic of putting the organs of recovery into debt, either. Surely it limits our productivity and the extent of our future economic contribution?), but we now have to wait, without any income or ability to pay for food and accommodation, while the bloated, pickpocket loans company pisses our money away with incompetence.

But then, it's alright! We're students! I mean, we don't matter. The staggering, unmatched arrogance of politicians who continue to level heavy levies on our generation astounds me.

Let's look again. Despite the ABJECT FAILURE of this company, they have been paid a BONUS. NO! They should have been FINED, or those responsible SACKED! If we have to pay for our education and saddle ourselves with a debt UNIMAGINED by any of the politicians currently "representing" us (and by "representing", I mean "shitting on"), then we should at least have prompt payment, transparency, and accountability.

Alas, it doesn't look as if we'll get any of that.

Unless we vote Lib Dem, of course.

Say no to fees, say no to bunglers, say no to bonuses!

And below, we have a charmingly appropriate song, for your perusal: